“I don’t want to be reincarnated as a dog”- Ocean Vice
“Please help me”- dog from 1:35 sec of the video
Who knows, maybe all of those dogs were mass murders in their previous lives, but even they don’t deserve such a treatment. How freaking bored must you be, in order to take the time, dress your dog in a cheap costume, and then take pictures of the holocaust that you have created? So many years of evolution – only to end up dressed as a freaking pirate and appear on a YouTube video. For a second I dreamed that one day our stupidity will be so overwhelming, that our furry friends will finally get their revenge. And elect me as a ruler.
“Their political minds are hurting” – Chris Mathews, Hardball, at 3:21 am on MSNC
While I was writing my groundbreaking review of Carlos Mencia’s fast food comedy, I heard a voice behind me saying “their political minds are hurting.” It was no other but Chris Mathews – the host of MSNBC’s Harball.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I think that MSNBC comes the closest to having objective news, but I am tired of listening about the blue color, white color, upper-class, middle-class, lower-class, elitists (whatever that means), and all other “categories” that political pundits use to explain voting turnouts. And guess what? If you consider yourself working class, than they know for whom you are voting. Oh, your political minds will be safe and sound.
Every once in a while I flip through the channels looking for stand-up comedy. However, what I see can hardly be called that. It seems that the flare and substance that once characterized stand up have been replaced with tasteless jokes.
