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Future Weapons of Mass Distraction

This is the place where I will voice my educated guesses about what the future holds for us. I know that many will question my authority on that subject, but isn’t questioning the main topic of this blog? I think it is. So question with me as I concentrate on my magic ball and find out whether there is some future for us or no future at all (which would suck).

In the future, blogging will reach many heights and eventually evolve into a more exciting way of expressing ourselves. Instead of having tons of people who blog about how to make money from blogging, there is going to be a surge of people who blog about the people who blog about ways to make money from blogging. Blogging will also register as an official religion, which will be more popular than Scientology, because of search engine optimizations and richer keywords.

Marketers will continue to find ways to efficiently advertise their products, by constructing numerous spy balloons which will fly around the major cities. As you might have guessed, the number of alien sightings is going to increase dramatically.

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