This is the place where I will voice my educated guesses about what the future holds for us. I know that many will question my authority on that subject, but isn’t questioning the main topic of this blog? I think it is. So question with me as I concentrate on my magic ball and find out whether there is some future for us or no future at all (which would suck).

In the future, blogging will reach many heights and eventually evolve into a more exciting way of expressing ourselves. Instead of having tons of people who blog about how to make money from blogging, there is going to be a surge of people who blog about the people who blog about ways to make money from blogging. Blogging will also register as an official religion, which will be more popular than Scientology, because of search engine optimizations and richer keywords.

Marketers will continue to find ways to efficiently advertise their products, by constructing numerous spy balloons which will fly around the major cities. As you might have guessed, the number of alien sightings is going to increase dramatically.

Weed is going to be legalized. This will be a great win over the cigarette and alcohol businesses. In addition, anorexia will no longer exist.

In the future, teens will never complain about pimples, because their skin will be genetically engineered to be smooth and acne-free. Unfortunately, acne will become trendy in 2030 and youngsters will pour grease on their faces, hoping that they will look like the pimply models in their magazines.

Cloning will be a fact. It will be a hit among parents, who will clone themselves when they have a newly born baby. According to research, the baby clone will be a good example to the newly born baby, because it will behave perfectly. There will also be a boom in baby suicides, which will hinder the progress of “parent cloning.”

There will be a song consisting of only fart sounds. The good side is that a company called “Classy Farts” will figure out a way to make farts to sound like classical music. As you might have guessed, people in the future will be fascinated by the ass.

There will be an amusement park called “ORE BUH” in Washington,DC which will be great tourist attraction. What people won’t know is that it will make fun of a totalitarian leader who once inhibited the White House.

More and more people will begin to turn color-blind. As a result, there will be no racism and FOX news will never broadcast again.

I would like to close this session for now. Please stumble/digg my predictions in order for more people to be aware of the future weapons of mass distraction. (Ocean disappears).

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