The perfect guy is either a liberal or a conservative, opinions do matter to him and he is not afraid to express them.
The perfect guy knows what’s an e-mail and a web site, and is also an expert at telling the difference between them.
The perfect guy wears t-shirts when it’s hot and always has an umbrella in his closet.
The perfect guy has a “Best Hits” collection in his car.
He takes pictures and makes websites for them, collects numbers and puts them in his phonebook.
He has a job, which provides him with money.
He hopes to get promoted one day, so he can get more money.
He knows what “quality” time is.
There is time to be angry, time to be happy, therapy time, time to get in touch with his feelings, and time to browse the web. Time is on his side.
He dreams about a vacation, somewhere far away from here so he can relax.
He can’t wait to go back home when he has a vacation.
Movies make him think for a while, movies make him think for a while, movies make him thi…”new releases today.”
The right amount of alcohol makes him a different person.
He can’t wait to tell his friends what happens when he is a different person.
He wears nice clothes in clubs, so he can get in.
He likes his news to be up-to-date.
He knows what date is today.
He has a birthday today.
That makes him think for a while, that makes him think for a while, that makes him…”hey how are you”

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