“Their political minds are hurting” – Chris Mathews, Hardball, at 3:21 am on MSNC

While I was writing my groundbreaking review of Carlos Mencia’s fast food comedy, I heard a voice behind me saying “their political minds are hurting.” It was no other but Chris Mathews – the host of MSNBC’s Harball.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I think that MSNBC comes the closest to having objective news, but I am tired of listening about the blue color, white color, upper-class, middle-class, lower-class, elitists (whatever that means), and all other “categories” that political pundits use to explain voting turnouts. And guess what? If you consider yourself working class, than they know for whom you are voting. Oh, your political minds will be safe and sound.

What does a political mind even mean? Man, my political mind is hurting right now; maybe I should suppress it by watching 5 news channels trying to give me 5 different interpretations of the same thing. Add that to the constant usage of the word “working class” and you have a 30 minute pointless discussion of something that doesn’t even exist. No matter how many definitions we are given, we should never be categorized by the amount of money that we earn. We are all hard working – it is not like there are millions of people who don’t work and just watch cartoons all day. They have better things to do – like owning your news channels.

Are you working class? If not, what kind of a class are you? Evil elitist, troll blue collar, maybe even mage white collar. Hurry and choose now – your political minds will thank you.

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