“I don’t want to be reincarnated as a dog”- Ocean Vice

“Please help me”- dog from 1:35 sec of the video

Who knows, maybe all of those dogs were mass murders in their previous lives, but even they don’t deserve such a treatment. How freaking bored must you be, in order to take the time, dress your dog in a cheap costume, and then take pictures of the holocaust that you have created? So many years of evolution – only to end up dressed as a freaking pirate and appear on a YouTube video. For a second I dreamed that one day our stupidity will be so overwhelming, that our furry friends will finally get their revenge. And elect me as a ruler.

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