Apparently, there is a show called “Baby Borrowers,” where they make teens take care of babies for some reason. Channels seem to be pushing the limit every day, don’t you think so? There is a show for everything nowadays — decorating your home, getting in jail, being a terrorist, etc. I think that, in the future, wherever we do, there will be a substantial risk of being featured in a reality show.

“I call this the Facebook effect” - Ocean Vice

The “facebook effect” is when people take pictures of each other not to remember the moment in the future, but to have something to put on facebook (I am sure you know what it is). The “facebook effect” is often accompanied by many phrases such as:

“Dude, let’s put those pictures on facebook”
“Hey, give me you facebook account so I can tag those pictures”
“I haven’t made a kissy face yet, don’t take my picture”
“Picture take facebook now”
“Now facebook take picture”

“Facebook take now picture”
….or a variation of the above

The “facebook effect” is a also a distant cousin of the “myspace effect.” Anyways, I suspect that, like facebook, whatever we do in the future will be connected with reality shows. Believe me, they will find a way to creep up on our lives.

- “Hey, Jane you wanna have a baby”
- “You mean like in “baby borrowers”? Yes, sure!!!”

After a thousand years, people (or aliens)  will be watching that crap and saying “so that’s how it was.”  Retards jumping over inflatable obsticles, people being videotaped in the shower, Dr. Phil.  That’s how it is, and that’s how it will be.  As people get more bored with their ordinary lives, the little box in front of them will be the major source of entertainment.  I hope I am wrong, though.  Probably not.

Anyways, what really inspired me to write this post was seeing a baby vomit on a commercial for the “Baby Borrowers” show.  I am fine with seeing babies in their cute mode, you know, crawling around smiling and being absolutely adorable.  But why should they show a baby vomit?  I know that it happens, but I really don’t need to see it.  If I were a baby I wouldn’t want to be vidotaped like that?  That’s right, who asks those babies if they want to participate in that mockery of a show?  Abortion is wrong, but after you come out of there, we can do whatever you we want with you.  That’s wrong.  Don’t watch the video bellow if you have a weak heart.

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